It's FINALLY Friday!

Friday is here, ladies and gents! I hope everyone's weekend is looking AWESOME right now! Why not start things off right?

By laughing, of course!

VIDEOS of the DAY

If you don't mind the subtitles, this video is hilarious. You'll get the point even if you don't watch the subtitles.This dudes reaction is priceless.

I watched this one a few times, I couldn't stop laughing at it!

This is a trailer for an up-coming movie. I think I NEED to see this:

PICTURES of the DAY

JOKE of the DAY

There is about to be a plane crash. On the plane are The President of the United States, The British Prime Minister, the smartest man in the world, a priest and a boy scout. The pilot announces over the intercom: "People, we regret to inform you that we are going to crash. Fortunately, there are 6 parachutes available."

Before anyone can respond, the pilot and copilot dash out of the cabin, each grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The 5 passengers look at each other, realize there's only 4 parachutes left, then make a mad dash for them. A giant fight ensues as everyone struggles to grab a parachute.

The President snags one and declares, "I must live! I'm the President of the United States!" before jumping out of the plane.

The Prime Minister grabs a chute and yells, "I must live! I'm the Prime Minister!"

The Smartest Man in the World and the boy scout get into a tussle, ending with the Smartest Man in the World shoving the boy scout to the floor. Hugging the parachute to his chest he yells, "I'm the Smartest Man in the World! It is imperative that I survive!" and leaps out the door.

The priest helps the boy scout to his feet. "You go ahead, son," he says, "Take the last parachute. I've made my peace."

"We can each have one, father," The boy scout says, shaking his head.

"The Smartest Man in the World took my backpack."

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CHEERS!

Thursday! Thursday! Thursday!

Yes my lovely readers, it is Thursday! Meaning the weekend is almost here!

Another day, means another post. And I've got a pretty great line-up for you today!

First off, I'll start with finishing the joke from Twitter and Facebook. 

The joke was - Why did Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand? So she could moan with her right!

By the way, have you followed us on Twitter yet? You probably didn't even remember to like our Facebook page! GEEZE! Well, here you go:

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 Anyway, without further hesitation, lets get going with today's funnies!

VIDEOS of the DAY

This man shows us how to eat noodles..... like a boss!

We've all seen some crazy drivers out there, but have you seen anything like THIS?

There is funny, and then there is...... this.

PICTURES of the DAY

I think we have all experienced being "Friendzone'd" before ( That is, being rejected by a woman in order to just "be friends" ). But this guy handles it.... fresh.

Some people will do anything to get away from the cops. This guy might of went too far......

I will never see these signs the same way again:

JOKE of the DAY

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

It's HUMP DAY!

Happy Wednesday to you all! Hope everyone's day is going well... and if it isn't, here is a nice healthy heaping of natures best medicine - HUMOR!

VIDEOS of the DAY
I'm sure everyone has heard the song " I like big butts" , or as it is officially named, "Baby got Back". Well, here is the song sung by your favorite stars:

Ever have a really rough day at work? Well, take a second and listen to how much THIS guy hates his job:

Ever considered joining the army? Well, these guys took a slightly obscure way about doing it:

PICTURES of the DAY
For those of you who haven't had the pleasure to meet him, I'd like to introduce you to bad luck Brian.

He's got good intentions, but has the worst of luck. Fortunately, this always results in a good laugh from us.

Here is a fine example:

This poor, unfortunate swimmer has friends in all the wrong places:

This poor little pup gets caught red paw'd.

Finally, here's an interesting vision test you might enjoy:

JOKE of the DAY

A man is starting his new job at a skyscraper construction site and he is a little nervous. He introduces himself to the other workers. "H-H-Hello... M-My name is Peter." The Men grunt and continue working. When it's time for lunch, all the men sit on the edge of the building. the man walks over and sits next to them.

 "W-What do you do around here for fun?" he asks. A rather large man turns around and says: "Falling Brick." "W-Well what's that?" "Take a Brick and throw it off the edge. while it's falling yell falling brick. It's hilarious watching all the people below scatter."

The man reluctantly takes a brick from the pile. He tosses off the edge of the building.

 "F-F-F-F..."

"F-F-F-F..."

"Fffffff..."

"F-F-Fucking got him."

August 14th, 2012

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Pictures

If you're a Beatles fan, you will surely appreciate the humor this driver has:

There is nothing better on a hot day than a nice slice of watermelon to cool you down. But, would you be able to bite into this one?  

I believe the male readers can better identify with this next picture, but the latter portion of it applies to everyone:

Joke of the day:

A little boy and his mother are in a department store shopping one afternoon. The mother decides to try some clothes on and tells her son to wait outside the changing room for her. A few minutes later she walks out to find her son has his hand up the dress of a mannequin in the store. She quickly rushes over and slaps her sons hand exclaiming "don't ever stick your hand up a girls dress!" The boy seems confused and asks why. His mother explains that "girls have teeth up there and you could lose a finger" 

Never learning any different several years pass and the boy is now in his teens and has managed to get himself a girlfriend. After a couple months of making out with his girlfriend after school she one day asks him why he never puts his hand up her dress when they are kissing. The boy says "are you crazy I'm not going to put my hand up your dress, you have teeth up there and I could lose a finger." 

Confused the girl lifts up her dress to show him and says "what are you talking about there aren't any teeth up there" The boy takes a good long look and says "Yeah...not with gums like those"

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